The World According to C:

1. When in doubt, blow a razzberry.
2. If you're gonna sing, sing LOUD!
3.  Just because it's called dog food doesn't mean it's just for dogs.
4. Stuffed animals are great listeners.
5. If I can see it and reach it, it's a toy.
6. Sometimes making up your own story is just as fun as the original.
7. No t-shirt, no diaper, no problem!
8. Doggies make great pillows.
9. Saying "no" just makes me want to touch electrical cords, turn electronics on and off, try to climb your cookbook rack and open cabinets even more.
10. Honestly, why else are fingers such a good fit in nostrils?